Effects of Drugs on Spiders

January 18th, 2007 at 12:24 am by Mark
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     Apparently, Monty’s opened up a can of worms that can’t be shut.  Again, I get put in the position to bring it down a notch.

     In the immortal words of Reinhold Niebuhr:

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy with Him
Forever in the next.
Amen.

     To put it bluntly, “Shit happens.  We deal with it, or we don’t.”

     Recompense helps.

     But when even that fails…

     Laughter always makes us feel better.

     Let’s leave our apprehension, anger and fear at the door for a moment.  I mean, hey, it’d do us all good to just sit back, take a deep breath, and have a good laugh.
     Shall we?

Tip: Thanks, Zacque!


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5 Responses to “Effects of Drugs on Spiders”

  1. Julie Says:

    Thank you Mark and Zacque. What pirate lass could ever be afraid living in a world with you two? Mwah!

  2. Monty Says:

    No, no, no… It’s “Life’s a bitch, shit happens, and then you die.”

    Be Here Now.

  3. Mark Says:

    Jeez, and there I thought it was, “Life’s a bitch, but the puppies are cute!”

  4. Sweet Pirate Diva Says:

    Bwaaaahahahahahahaa

  5. Sweet Pirate Diva Says:

    Just watched it again…. bwaaahahahahahahahahaa…. OMG… please, somebody, take away my mouse.