Cannibal Consulting

January 30th, 2009 at 12:08 pm by Mark
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currypaste     “Mark, what’s wrong with you today?” (concerned)
     “Sorry, a little shaky.  Low blood sugar… I’ve been busting my ass here all day, and I need food… now…”
     “Man, I need this shit finished, then you can grab some food…” (annoyed)
     “I’m so hungry, I could eat a whore…”
     “You mean horse, right?” (laughing)
     “No, I’m really that hungry… and thinking how nice that’d be boiled in coconut milk, with shallots, garlic and green chili paste…”
     “Uhh, Mark, you’re disturbed, man.” (worried)
     “Ya know, you’re starting to look pretty tasty, yourself.”
     “Uhh, okay, umm…” (more worried)
     “Now you’re starting to sound like our new President, which is good.  I happen to like a mixture of dark and light meat in a curry…”
     “Yeah, okay, uhh… I mean… go grab something…” (fear)
     “I’ll be back soon.”
     “Nah, that’s okay… Just, uhh.. I mean… you can finish whenever…” (scared)

     It was amusing to hear the door locking as I walked out of his office…

     …and they call themselves “headhunters.” *rolls eyes*


4 Responses to “Cannibal Consulting”

  1. fracas Says:

    lol, but seriously… green chili paste?

  2. ubermouth Says:

    You’re certainly unique, Mark.

  3. Zacque Says:

    Mmm… Mmm… good. I do love green chilis.

  4. Mark Says:

    Damn straight green chili paste. Lots of it. And some fresh basil in the mix, too.