Yeah, I’m not much for cats, either. They give me gas.

But dogs don’t!

Nothing is sacred. Not even Star Wars.

The second, possibly larger “Priceless!” is the look on the straight guy’s face when he tries to take her home.

Sometimes, you can actually find a clever sign without using Says-It…

Note: Taken while driving, at night, in the snow. Uphill. Both ways. Thus the bad quality…

No, really, it is for external use only…

Tip: Bruce, who doesn’t have a blog.