Archive for March, 2015

One Tough House

March 31st, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Mark
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Fortunately, no one was home during the disturbance.

News Headline: Fire Destroyed by Home

Mom Does What?

March 30th, 2015 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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No matter how many women you know named Billie Jo or Betty June, not too many are gonna throw it on their license plate like this…

License Plate: "BJ MOM"  REALLY, Mom?

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The Walking Dead’s New Badass: Morgan

March 29th, 2015 at 9:10 pm by Mark
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Unlike the group — and especially Carol — Morgan doesn’t need any guns!

The Walking Dead's Morgan: "How about I give you some of my big cup of 'nope!'?"

The Walking Dead Season 5 Finale

March 29th, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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Tonight, it’s the exciting conclusion of The Walking Dead’s fifth season. Is Rick Grimes batshit crazy? Will Peter the Porch Dick meet his untimely demise? Will Negan and the Wolves finally be revealed? Will Carl ever learn to stay in the damn house?

Rick & Coral.  Rick: "Coral, Did you hear about the tailor who became a zombie?"  Carl: "Dad, please stop"  Rick: "It was a fitting end, Coral!  A FITTING END!"

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Are Your Doors Alarmed?

March 23rd, 2015 at 5:28 pm by Mark
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It was a typical Monday. Forgot to grab my badge before going into work. The level eight door was highly agitated even at 8:30AM…

Level 3 Door: This Door is Alamed After 5pm.  (Note: "Before then, it's just generally anxious...")