Anita – Can't Laugh at Yourself? We'll do it for you! Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:26:25 +0000 en-US hourly 1 5360535 Every Time It Snows Tue, 27 Jan 2015 22:26:25 +0000 And every time there’s snowfall in the north, another meteorologist loses their credibility about it being the “worst storm ever.”

Teacher says, "Every time a snowflake falls in the South, a jug of milk and a loaf of bread disappear!"

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Mon, 17 Mar 2014 17:41:58 +0000 Holidays where drinking is a requirement make good business for Emergency Rooms and EMS. Be careful out there!

EMS Workers: Your Stupidity Is Our Job Security

A Tip to Advertising Companies Sat, 01 Mar 2014 18:35:12 +0000 We’ve seen one blade, two blades, three blades, four blades, and even five blades. Not one time have we ever seen any hair being removed.

Dear Shaving Commercials: Stop Shaving Harless Legs. If You Want to Impress, Please Shave a Gorilla

Effective Birth Control Methods Tue, 18 Feb 2014 18:00:34 +0000 Duckface and Crocs are also 100% effective because they cause involuntary abstinence.

Birth Control Methods: Condoms 98% effective.  Birth Control Pills 99% Effective.  Sandals with Socks 100% Effective.

Your Facebook Popularity Means Nothing Sat, 15 Feb 2014 18:06:53 +0000 Seriously, you are “so cool” if you get 143 likes when you were taking a selfie in the bathroom at a bar…? No faith in humanity.

Being Popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.

Sexism in Underwear Advertising? Tue, 04 Feb 2014 18:55:55 +0000 This may come down to a simple Advertising fact: men will look at scantily clad women, and women will look at scantily clad women.

How Women's Underwear is Advertised: (scantily clad women)  How Men's Underwear is Advertised: (Fruit of the Loom guys)

Bad Diagnosis? Mon, 03 Feb 2014 18:43:44 +0000 WebMD: Taking the logic out of self-diagnosis since 1996.

WebMD: Runny Nose? Probably AIDS.

When I Get Bored… Thu, 30 Jan 2014 18:03:25 +0000 When I get bored, I like to call in sick to places I don't work.  Today I'm getting written up at Khol's.

Dreamcatcher Navel Piercing Fri, 17 Jan 2014 20:33:50 +0000 I … have … no words. But I know where you can buy one

'Cause, you know... in case your Vagina has nightmares...