Cassie – Can't Laugh at Yourself? We'll do it for you! Wed, 29 May 2019 18:47:07 +0000 en-US hourly 1 5360535 Ice, Ice, Pastry Mon, 13 Mar 2017 22:12:01 +0000 These cakes’ll get your party jumpin’ … Fifteen minutes in the oven and they’ll be plumpin’ …

Alternative Names for STI’s Tue, 17 Jan 2017 00:09:08 +0000 If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte Sat, 12 Nov 2016 21:21:45 +0000 Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

Two Can Play at This Game Mon, 18 Apr 2016 17:31:54 +0000 The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…

(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"

Perhaps She Prefers the Pu… Nevermind Mon, 20 Apr 2015 21:20:34 +0000 No, no innuendo there.

Periwinkle Jones: "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him. :(  He's ginger & names Tom. Friendly.  Comes when called.  28yrs-old & works in IT.

More Spring-Time Street Repairs Needed Sat, 18 Apr 2015 21:05:23 +0000 It’s more than necessary, now that half the country looks like Detroit…

It's Time for Everyone's Favorite Spring Time Game: Guess How Deep That Puddle Is

Warm Weather for Street Repairs Fri, 17 Apr 2015 21:59:07 +0000 In other news, a third grade teacher’s breath came to an abrupt halt when she read this…

Pothole Repair Came To An Abrupt Halt Today When The Pothole Repair Truck Fell in a Pothole

Cats Can Be Assholes Fri, 20 Mar 2015 21:47:23 +0000 A cat walks into a bar.

“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.

The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.

“Pour me another…”

"Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."

“What Color Is it?” The Matrix Edition Sat, 28 Feb 2015 02:03:16 +0000 It would’ve made sense in The Matrix…

In The Matrix: "Are you listen to me Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the blue dress? Look again."

What’s This Lego Character Thinking? Fri, 23 Jan 2015 22:14:10 +0000 Butt-erfly. Get it? Because it’s poop…

Sorry for the shitty joke. At least it wasn’t corny.

Lego: I'm Turning Into a Beautiful Butterfly!