Author Archive for Cassie

Warm Weather for Street Repairs

April 17th, 2015 at 5:59 pm by Cassie
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In other news, a third grade teacher’s breath came to an abrupt halt when she read this…

Pothole Repair Came To An Abrupt Halt Today When The Pothole Repair Truck Fell in a Pothole

Cats Can Be Assholes

March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie
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A cat walks into a bar.

“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.

The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.

“Pour me another…”

"Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."

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“What Color Is it?” The Matrix Edition

February 27th, 2015 at 9:03 pm by Cassie
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It would’ve made sense in The Matrix…

In The Matrix: "Are you listen to me Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the blue dress? Look again."

What’s This Lego Character Thinking?

January 23rd, 2015 at 5:14 pm by Cassie
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Butt-erfly. Get it? Because it’s poop…

Sorry for the shitty joke. At least it wasn’t corny.

Lego: I'm Turning Into a Beautiful Butterfly!

Grammar is Sexy

June 27th, 2014 at 5:23 pm by Cassie
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Please note that the revised version does not include periods or colons.

Comma Sutra