Author Archive for Cassie

More Spring-Time Street Repairs Needed

April 18th, 2015 at 5:05 pm by Cassie
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It’s more than necessary, now that half the country looks like Detroit…

It's Time for Everyone's Favorite Spring Time Game: Guess How Deep That Puddle Is

Warm Weather for Street Repairs

April 17th, 2015 at 5:59 pm by Cassie
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In other news, a third grade teacher’s breath came to an abrupt halt when she read this…

Pothole Repair Came To An Abrupt Halt Today When The Pothole Repair Truck Fell in a Pothole

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Cats Can Be Assholes

March 20th, 2015 at 5:47 pm by Cassie
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A cat walks into a bar.

“I’m depressed. Give me a shot of rum,” he demands of the bartender.

The bartender pours him a shot, and the cat slowly pushes it off the bar.

“Pour me another…”

"Please Don't Leave Drinks Unattended. The cat is an asshole."

“What Color Is it?” The Matrix Edition

February 27th, 2015 at 9:03 pm by Cassie
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It would’ve made sense in The Matrix…

In The Matrix: "Are you listen to me Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the blue dress? Look again."

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What’s This Lego Character Thinking?

January 23rd, 2015 at 5:14 pm by Cassie
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Butt-erfly. Get it? Because it’s poop…

Sorry for the shitty joke. At least it wasn’t corny.

Lego: I'm Turning Into a Beautiful Butterfly!