Author Archive for Glenn

Glenn is weird. That's all we can say about Glenn.

I don’t have cable…..

March 26th, 2010 at 9:59 am by Glenn
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For all I know this may just be old. At least as old as Mid-January. But I missed it. And when I need to get a good belly-laugh – this does it.

I kicked the dog today……

March 26th, 2010 at 2:16 am by Glenn
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So I came up with this ridiculous story about how I kicked the dog and how it was pissing everywhere and barking and what an asshole I am.  The kicker was that I don’t have a dog and that I was at my neighbors house.  Well, after getting through the second sentence I came to realize that only an asshole would find that kind of shit funny.  So what does that make me?  Not this asshole – that’s for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_KBs3znjWs

This guy is surely one of the World’s Biggest Asshats…

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Life in a Beer Commercial…..

March 26th, 2010 at 12:41 am by Glenn
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How does one start to tell a story?  It’s an interesting question and I’m tired of pondering it.   So let’s just start by saying that I’m sitting on the back porch.  It’s raining.  It’s hot.  I’m tired.  The cars driving along the street, just beyond that rickety old fence, are driving ever so slowly.  So slowly that after finishing off this last case of beer, I can still count them.

The woman in the blue convertible japawhatever, the kid in the old beat-up bug, the man in the old Chevy Nova, wearing a fedora and burping up noxious clouds of who knows what.  Makes me want to do something, educate someone, enlighten him as you will, but, as time will tell, I am just too….

I stay put, perfectly pressed into the cushion, hand chilled by the touch of the cool perspiring glass.  Comfortable.

About the 18th…..

February 11th, 2010 at 7:10 pm by Glenn
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Mark will post something about the 18th. I don’t know what yet. I can only guess it will be good.

So for now we wait.

Until the 18th.

Seven days from now.

The 18th.

18th.

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Oh, if only for Poe!

December 30th, 2009 at 10:15 am by Glenn
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On December 24th, 2009 a Nigerian national tried to detonate his underwear over Detroit.

As of December 30th, 7AM Pacific, we have still not bombed the shit out of anyone.

This smacks of the Bombing of the USS Cole, and the lack of a strong response by the Clinton Administration, leading to the bombing of The Towers in New York.

If the current administration doesn’t do something soon, in 2012 we’ll see a strong reemergence of the Republican Party.

And so the pendulum swings.