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Your Mom Loves What?

Mark — Mon, 20 May 2013 21:39:29 +0000

Back in the 90′s, radio comedy show hosts Opie & Anthony did a hilarious radio advertisement about Hot Dicken’s Cider…

Do-It-Yourself Tattoo Removal Kit

Mark — Sun, 19 May 2013 21:34:11 +0000

I’m not sure why I’ve had the sudden interest in bad tattoos lately. But for those in need, Amazon has a veritable treasure trove of tattoo removal gear to fit most every budget…

What’s the Cheesiest Tattoo You’ve Ever Seen?

Mark — Sat, 18 May 2013 21:01:51 +0000

This is not the cheesiest tattoo I’ve ever seen, simply because I’ve seen one depicting Kraft’s Velveeta Shells & Cheese on someone at a WalMart in Virgina.

Does She Call it a Rump Roach?

Mark — Fri, 17 May 2013 21:03:03 +0000

It’s a common fact that Roaches like dark places and run from the light, so I’m unsure if this means that there’s light in her underwear, or if she’s pretty sure her ass will never the light of day. Regardless… The last thing anyone wants to see when “unwrapping a present” is — bugs. *shudder!*

Wish Your Girlfriend Was This Dirty?

Mark — Thu, 16 May 2013 21:46:30 +0000

For every guy who’s unsatisfied with the level of intimacy in his relationship, there are at lease two women who are equally unsatisfied with amount of attention their man gives them. And that is an unfortunate, but quite realistic, reality check…

Innapropriate Touching?

Mark — Thu, 16 May 2013 01:09:19 +0000

There’s a fine line between prostitutes, doctors and TSA Agents these days… Apparently, that line is drawn around your crotch.

Today’s Weather Forecast: Bipolar With a Chance of Pollen

Mark — Tue, 14 May 2013 21:31:37 +0000

“It wasn’t this cold this time last year!”

Yes, it was.

“But I was outside in shorts in April last year.”

You were this year, too.

“Oh, yeah…”

This argument happens every single year. But this year, spring did wait a while to make its presence known…

Master Yoda Speaks About Breeding

Mark — Tue, 14 May 2013 01:19:40 +0000

Sounds like some people I know, and unfortunately, the damage is already done to their children, as well. At least I had the good sense to not…

Oh, You Need Something on Farmville?

Mark — Sun, 12 May 2013 19:10:35 +0000

Interestingly, the people who detest Facebook games to such an infuriated degree are most likely those who once played them…

Was That a Fail or a Snappy Comeback?

Mark — Sat, 11 May 2013 21:06:37 +0000

Facebook constantly reminds me of what a fine line there is between Clever and Stupid…