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Build Your Own AT-AT Walker

Mark — Wed, 16 May 2012 21:06:18 +0000

Sure, there are a few kinks to work out, including, but not limited to, its innate need to attack household pets, chase cars, SQUIRREL! roll in mud, SQUIRREL! attempt to eat pizza delivery men, SQUIRREL! etc. Waste management may also be an issue…

Samuel Owl Jackson is Sick of Your Meme!

Mark — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:59:04 +0000

“I DARE YOU TO SAY MEME AGAIN!”

Note: Source. See more Samuel Owl Jackson on Twitter.

Sarcasm & Irony As Illustrated by Grammar & Spelling

Mark — Tue, 15 May 2012 21:17:24 +0000

There is a subtle difference between sarcasm and irony.

Sarcasm: That sure is a nice question mark, Grammar Nazi #2.

Irony: Why did they misspell, “Congratulations?”

Any questions?

An Important Reason to Keep Your Images Private

Mark — Mon, 14 May 2012 21:45:08 +0000

I’m guessing this never happened to Humphrey Bogart. I’m just sayin’…

Tip: FMyLife.com

The Plain Truth About Facebook

Michelle — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:27:49 +0000

Happy Mother’s Day

Mark — Sun, 13 May 2012 14:15:47 +0000

What’s More Fun: Skinny or Curvy?

Mark — Sat, 12 May 2012 21:02:21 +0000

I’m simply amazed at what’s considered “fat” and, conversely, what so many consider “attractive,” and it seems to be Women leading the charge these days. I simply cannot comprehend how anyone can find a gaunt, malnourished stick figure with a bitchy attitude attractive.

Not What You Wanted on Your Sandwich

Mark — Thu, 10 May 2012 21:15:36 +0000

Food quality, both in restaurants and store-shelf products, has certainly taken a nosedive the last two years. Rising costs of products and mandatory wage increases — pushed by political agendas — are mostly to blame. As minimum wage was pushed up, the mandatory wage increase caused many food industry average wages to fall to the minimum wage baseline just to account for the increased low-end labor cost. Meanwhile, food costs have increased in both restaurants and in stores, and with less money to go around, you can almost understand employee apathy in the food industry. And with apathy comes an even higher cost.

Unfortunately, many food workers fail to take into account that unsafe and improper handling of food products not only leads to increased production costs. In fact, it can often lead to large outbreaks of food-borne illnesses such as Salmonella, E.coli, Staphylococcus, and even Hepatitis…

Your Mom: Rule 34?

Mark — Wed, 09 May 2012 21:31:13 +0000

DAMN YOU, RULE 34!!!

Before Phone Sex, Was There Telegram Sex?

Mark — Tue, 08 May 2012 21:52:07 +0000

Clearly, there’s a simple reason why it wouldn’t work … at least, not after the first “STOP.” This April Fools joke from 1949 probably messed with a lot of people, though.