It’s just unfortunate that this jumping walrus is being singled out because he’s gay…

In contrast to dogs, cats rub your legs because they want attention — not because they’re horny.

By contrast, lock a friend and your dog in the trunk for twelve hours. Which one will be happy to see you when you open it?

Don’t they realize the word “scapegoat” doesn’t literally apply to sheep-like animals?

Sometimes, you hunt the cougar. Other times, the cougar hunts you, looks like someone didn’t have the best airsoft gun. Here’s a saying I came up with to remind me of an animal’s terrific senses. “The sound of a snapped twig is quickly forgotten by the hunter, but long remembered by the quarry.” If you make an unusually loud noise, stop and stand there as long as you can if you suspect animals are close by. A deer might stand a long time and stare in your direction. If it doesn’t see or smell you, it might go back to feeding or whatever else it was doing before it was disturbed.