Posts Tagged with "guns"

Gun Safety: It’s Not Just for Kids Any More

February 23rd, 2015 at 3:57 pm by Mark
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You might find it ludicrous, but I know plenty of pussies who should read this book

Pamphlet: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Does Your Ex Miss You On Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 2:06 pm by Mark
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I know one ex who misses me on Valentine’s Day. I certainly hope her aim doesn’t improve…

Pulp Fiction: The Awkward Moment When Your Ex Misses You on Valentine's Day

“Pulp Fiction” Screenshot Copyright © 1994, Miramax, A Band Apart and Jersey Films

Progressive Thinking About Birth Control

February 12th, 2015 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Speaking of “other” forms of “gun control” …

Zach Galifianakis: "Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest."

Wanna Stay in Chicago?

March 16th, 2014 at 5:28 pm by Novia
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Guns are illegal in Chicago. Aaand that’s the problem!

Come to Chicago For the Food. Stay Because You Got Murdered.

Who Has the Bigger Weiner?

March 16th, 2014 at 1:13 pm by Jason
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Mine’s still bigger than yours. And it didn’t require implants.

Giant Truck: "Sorry About Your Penis, Bro."