Ya know … Someone should … I just … Oh, nevermind …

Note: Hat-tip to Anita, who is blonde, yet still knows better.

Regardless of all the complaining to the contrary, it’s certainly nice that our Government is separate from our Church…

“On Thursday… I think she hits the turtles!”

Interview with a One-Year-Old

Many women expect men to make decisions about subjects they have no idea about, especially if they’re not sure what they want. But past decisions about what color and design goes best with the living room curtains or if this belt matches that dress and handbag — and Oh my God! Now we’re going to have to change the makeup now and get a new haircut, or get a hair removal treatment with a Touch Up Laser for more— some women are so impossible that they actually expect a man to read their mind and say what he thinks she wants, whereupon if he improperly predicts the precise words that are bouncing around in the ether of her head, he’s in the proverbial doghouse.

In other cases, you get these types…

Nearly everyone has heard about the fallout from Apple suing Samsung over the Galaxy phones and tablets for supposedly infringing on their copyrights and patents. Most people don’t realize that Apple is such a litigation-crazy company that it has even attempted to sue fruit manufacturers…

Makes ya wonder… Where’s Moses when we need him?