Posts Tagged with "movies"

Friday: Time to Make Fun of the Boss

June 7th, 2013 at 5:37 pm by Mark
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And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

Milton, from the movie Office Space

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What Worries Jayden Smith?

April 23rd, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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Jayden Smith may be worried about the possibility that his father’s — Will Smith’s — movie, “Independence Day,” is real…

What is Constantly Worrying Will Smith's Son?

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In Case of Apocalypse, Please Avoid These Places

April 15th, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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In case of Apocalypse, if movies are correct, you should also be sure to stay away from the White House in DC, the Pyramids in Egypt, the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Millennium Bridge in London, the Colosseum in Rome, Hoover Dam on the border of Arizona & Nevada, and the Hollywood Sign.

You should also avoid the entire Jakarta, Los Angeles, & Washington, D.C. freeway systems… regardless of whether or there’s an Apocalypse going on.

If the Apocalypes Ever Happens, Stay Away From the Statue of Liberty

Ironic Netflix Delivery

March 31st, 2013 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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You can also test Netflix stamina for irony by repeatedly ordering the movie, “Limitless.”

Netflix Broken Disc: "Unbreakable"

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Ben Affleck Won an Oscar?

March 3rd, 2013 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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I didn’t watch the Oscars a couple of weeks ago, but I’m certain that no one in Hollywood will ever forget that fateful day, August 1st, 2003.

Afleck: "Does this mean that all is forgiven for "Gigli?"