Posts Tagged with "relationships"

Facebook Relationship Status: Netflix

July 26th, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Mike
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And everything was good until he realized Netflix was actually stalking him through his Samsung Smart TV…

Valentine’s Day 2017

February 14th, 2017 at 2:06 pm by Mike
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The obituary notice will be running Thursday…

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If Your Man Can’t Drive a Straight Shift…

March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason
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Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …

Ladies, if your boyfriend can't drive a standard, you have a girlfriend.

Guns Make You Uncomfortable…?

March 6th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jason
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Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

I told her guns make me feel uncomfortable. She said we should both see other men.

Can’t Find the Right Man?

March 6th, 2014 at 1:59 pm by Novia
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Well, that certainly explains why I like zombies so much!

Zombies (n.): The only men that will love you for your brains.