Posts Tagged with "relationships"

Facebook Relationship Status: Netflix & Weed

July 26th, 2017 at 7:31 pm by Mike
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And everything was good until he realized Netflix was actually stalking him through his Samsung Smart TV…
My first spliff wasn’t particularly memorable; smoking weed just became a thing I did with my friends around the age of 16. And by “a thing,” I don’t mean a passing fad or an occasional pastime; it was all I did. Every day after school, we’d either sit in the park—or climb a tree in Hampstead Heath, if we were feeling especially motivated—and get high. We would even go to my place and watch netflix and smoke- kinda like in That 70s Show- and just hang. It was until recently that I started reading Midas Letter Cannabis Stock and learning more about the plant itself. Either way, I’m sure many of you have similar memories.

Sometimes we smoked soap bar and ended up with hot-rock holes in our clothes; sometimes we smoked bush weed—and a lot of it, because it was full of seeds and wouldn’t get you lean if you didn’t. But mainly it was skunk, the one your parents tell you is much stronger than the stuff they had in their day. Which, in fairness to your parents, is accurate: It’s about five times more potent than that brown Thai stick stuff you get wrapped up in red string.

Valentine’s Day 2017

February 14th, 2017 at 2:06 pm by Mike
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The obituary notice will be running Thursday…

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If Your Man Can’t Drive a Straight Shift…

March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason
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Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …

Ladies, if your boyfriend can't drive a standard, you have a girlfriend.

Guns Make You Uncomfortable…?

March 6th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jason
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Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.

I told her guns make me feel uncomfortable. She said we should both see other men.

Can’t Find the Right Man?

March 6th, 2014 at 1:59 pm by Novia
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Well, that certainly explains why I like zombies so much!

Zombies (n.): The only men that will love you for your brains.