Posts Tagged with "valentines day"

Tasteless Valentines Day Gift

February 14th, 2014 at 9:57 pm by Mark
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At least, in this case, it’s not a “gift that keeps on giving” like you might get from some people…

Little Critters Pet Store Sign: "Give Your Valentine Crabs!  All Crabs 25% Off!"

Tip: Vlas, via Facebook

Honesty in Valentine Cards

February 14th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Mark
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Let’s be honest: 95% of people who are thinking about someone on Valentine’s Day are thinking this anyway.

Thinking of You ... Naked.

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Valentine Stalker?

February 14th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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As long as there are no threats, no cars demolished or cats boiled, it’s probably ok, as long as they announce themselves beforehand…

Card: "Stalker is such a harsh word." "I prefer Valentine."

Tip: Chered, via Facebook

Fail Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2014 at 3:24 pm by Mark
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Sure, it’s a repost. But it’s so true! And the crazy part is, this kind of thing will also extend to close friends…

I hate Valentine’s Day, she said. It’s just an overblown, sexist holiday specifically designed to make men spend money on things they should be doing year-round, she said.

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Happy Singles Awareness Day!

February 14th, 2014 at 1:18 pm by Mark
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Chin up. You could be with one of these…

Dysfunctional Valentines: "Like U As A Friend" "U Sound Like Ur Mother" "Ur Not That Fat" "OK 4 Your Age" "Platonic 4-Ever" "It' Not U, It's Me" "Not Tonight" "Not So Close, OK?" "Not Tonight" "Creeping Me Out" "Weird Kisser"