Some argue that material wealth is the root of a lot of unhappiness, but my take is that it’s the lack of parenting which causes kids to be unable to cope. Think about the number of Digital Babysitters (Xbox, TV, iPod, etc.) kids have these days…

It’s worth noting that Xbox Support reps have an advanced sense of sarcasm and innuendo in comparison to normal Customer Service people.

Certain patterns of flashing lights and patterns have been linked to seizures, forcing many video game manufacturers to include warnings of possible seizures prior to gameplay. It’s definitely going to be a weird world when they have to include them on the doors to art museums…

If the meme isn’t enough for you, be sure to play the video game!

Fast forward to around 2:15 and you’ll find out about SEGA’s new toilet games, dubbed, “Toylets.” As much as I don’t want a camera watching me pee, I sure as HELL don’t want to end up with a “hot dog,” given the explanation that the first game works using Microwave Radar (amusingly explained at 4:20)…