Despite being owned by the same company, Sam’s Club consistently displays higher standards than their WalMart stores, even when it comes to “weird” clientele…

This is not the cheesiest tattoo I’ve ever seen, simply because I’ve seen one depicting Kraft’s Velveeta Shells & Cheese on someone at a WalMart in Virgina.

If it was poker, I’d see your pregnant-with-a-tramp-stamp and raise you a homeless-man-in-a-tartan-skirt-and-heels. Yes, the heels are tartan, too…

Note: Hat tip to Anita, via the Pinternet.

While the Home Improvement guys are busy trying to figure out how to fix their sign, one of the salespeople in Electronics is wondering where he can get a new cell phone…

I think these candles at WalMart might be new, but I’m not really sure…