Posts Tagged with "wine"

Drink Too Much For New Years?

January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered
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I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.

When You Get Wine Hangover, It's Called the Grape Depression

The Things You See in the Supermarket…

March 18th, 2014 at 5:58 pm by Cassie
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So do the parents…

Sign: "Baby needs beer & wines"

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Water Into Wine?

December 19th, 2013 at 5:53 pm by Mark
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I’ve been craving a nice bottle of Merlot the last couple of days. Maybe I should invite Him over to fix up this case of Deer Park in the kitchen…

Jesus Was Here (Wine in the Water Aisle)

More from the Real “Convenience” Store

July 26th, 2012 at 5:19 pm by Mark
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From the same store who boasted, “We now Sell Cold Beer!!! We now sell Wine!!!” in the Condom aisle, we now find that said alcohol sales may have some unintended side-effects…

A note to those for whom the sign was intended: Howie Mandel proved that any condom can fit over the average person’s head, so there’s no point in trying one on unless your hose counts as “extra equipment” with your local Volunteer Fire Department.

A Real “Convenience” Store

August 11th, 2010 at 9:00 pm by Mark
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Hopefully, they put “GUESS WHAT!  We now sell Condoms!!!” on the beer fridge, too.

Guess What? WE NOW SELL WINE! WE NOW SELL BEER!!