Posts Tagged with "parenting"

Teenaged Girls Don’t Corner the Market on Drama

March 2nd, 2013 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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Teenaged girls are bad for drama, it’s true. Teenaged boys are just as bad…

Most of time, it can be handled with extreme sarcasm.

"Dad there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it? Pls hurry because I'm going to cry. Dad. Dad." "Dad is dead. You're next. Love, moth."

Thou Shalt Not Use Foul Language

February 17th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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It’s tough not cursing around the kids, but somehow, I’ve managed! If anyone, regardless of who it was, ever managed to let something slip out, the three-year-old would always chastise them with, “Ahh-aww! You said a word!” Of course, she also learned to lie that her brothers and sisters said something — when they didn’t — just so she could steal whatever they were playing with while they were busy being in trouble, but that’s another story…

The five-year-old proudly announced, ”I don’t have to go school on Monday because it’s President’s Day! Tomorrow is Monday!” Since he’s been in Kindergarten and we’ve already been through Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, Inauguration Day and Groundhog Day, and he understood what all of those were, I decided to ask him, ”And what happens on President’s Day?” His head cocked sideways as he thought about it for a moment. But suddenly, you could see the lightbulb go off in his head. He looked like he was about to explode!  Excitedly, he explained, ”That’s when the President comes outside, and if he sees his shadow, then we have four more years of Bullshit!” Ya know ... I really hated giving him that spanking... *shakes head*

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Thou Shalt Not Steal

February 17th, 2013 at 12:58 pm by Michelle
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For some kids, teaching them about “stealing” can be even more difficult than potty-training.

Prayer: I asked God for a bike, but I knew God doesn't work that way.  So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

She Can’t Be That Flexible…

February 13th, 2013 at 12:31 pm by Michelle
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Obviously, it’s not a clown car. Imagine that many trying to climb back in!

Vagina: It's not a clown car.

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NFL Football: Teaching Our Kids about Erectile Dysfunction

January 19th, 2013 at 9:50 pm by Mark
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There’s just nothing like being asked, “Did they say erectile dysfunction? What are they talking about?” by a five-year-old. Thank you, NFL Football!

sooo my son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on the television and it's called A reptile dysfunction. Doesn't understand the commercials at all but he's pretty sure that's what it is about