Darwinism: Now Available on the iPhone » Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer. Simply point your phone’s camera at the ground, and Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer will determine the likelihood of injury if you jumped from that height, and then tell you to do it anyway. Approximate Height: 15 feet. Damage Estimate: Broken ankles likely. Conclusion: Do it, man. It’ll be awesome.

Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer.  Simply point your phone's camera at the ground, and Roof-Jump Danger Analyzer will determine the likelihood of injury if you jumped from that height, and then tell you to do it anyway.  Approximate Height: 15 feet.  Damage Estimate: Broken ankles likely.  Conclusion: Do it, man. It'll be awesome.
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