Mikhail Kalashnikov Rolls in his Grave

October 18th, 2007 at 3:45 pm by Mark
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[ 4:02PM EDT: My apologies, Mr. Kalashnikov, and a toast.  Cheers! ] 

     Typical of Asian “cute,” isn’t it?

HK-47

     It’s the “The Glambo Signature Series ‘Hello Kitty’ HK-AK-47” from GlamGuns.com:

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they’re gone! An mere $100 extra includes Glambo’s signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!

     “A perfect gift for the young lady of the house,” huh?  I’m also sure this one is destined to be the new favorite of Thai Hookers.  And the Gay Mafia in Massachusetts.  And maybe Elmo when he snaps… That Grover just won’t return his affection.

     Really, I think I’ll stick with assault-rifle-black… On a pre-ban, milled Bulgarian at the rock-bottom price of only $425.

     *shakes head*

     Friggin’ vandals.

     I would sooner buy a Norinco

Tip: Anton. Photo from GlamGuns.com: Guns for Girls and Glamorous Weaponry.


4 Responses to “Mikhail Kalashnikov Rolls in his Grave”

  1. Olga Says:

    What grave, whose grave? He is still alive!

  2. Mark Says:

    Oh my God … He’s gotta be ninety now! I shouldn’t’ve assumed…

  3. serr8d Says:

    Nowhere on Wiki’s writeup do they mention the Norinco staple gun…the SKS.

    I’ve two of those in carbine, pre-ban of course. Solid as rock, and fun to fire.

  4. Mark Says:

    Just say “No!” to Norinco… My three were Russian, manufactured in … crap … now I forget … one of the ‘grads…