Author Archive for Mark

After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnetâ„¢ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy. Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.

Pennywise is Not IT

September 14th, 2017 at 5:10 pm by Mark
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Despite the fact that any rendition would have to be better than the crap 80’s version of Stephen King’s IT, I’m still sick of the commercials…

* Hat tip to Chered for the idea

Viberzi vs. Ghost in the Shell

March 29th, 2017 at 9:06 pm by Mark
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I’m having a problem justifying paying $13 to go see an action movie about IBS Girl…

Mona Lisa: Cash Me Outside! Howbahdah?

March 13th, 2017 at 3:41 pm by Mark
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Filed under, “Things you can’t unsee.”

Stormtrooper Truck Can’t Hit Anything

November 10th, 2016 at 12:22 pm by Mark
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Guaranteed, this truck will never hit anything when driven in reverse… But it’ll prove to make a Hell of an easy target!

Star Wars Stormtroopers: "Best Truck Ever"

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Trumping the Vote

August 12th, 2015 at 5:24 pm by Mark
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Decrying most any politician for dishonesty makes about as much sense as drinking for sobriety. If these are my choices, I’m voting for Mickey Mouse again.

Tell Me More About How Dishonest Hillary Is But You Want to Vote for the Guy Who Can't Even Be Honest About His Hair?