After rounding the world four times and getting the piercings, but only having three earrings to show for it because he's too picky about what he'll actually put back in his ear, Mark attempted to settle down back in his hometown of Knoxville, Tennessee. This, of course, did not happen because, quite apparently, he has been biologically implanted with a PsychoMagnetâ„¢ which makes even the most stable of people batshit crazy.
Mark is currently "hiding" in wildly public places, and making as much noise as possible, while throngs of anonymous nutjobs accuse him of every salacious deed imaginable, such as the unseasonable rainfall of 2011, the murders of several prominent people who are still very much alive, and the 1915 sinking of the Lusitania. Mark is a carnivorous smoker who is Politically agnostic, unable to reproduce, refuses all manners of Internet dating, and generally believes that Murphy was an optimist.
September 14th, 2017 at 5:10 pm by Mark
Tags: it, jake, movies, pennywise, state farm
Despite the fact that any rendition would have to be better than the crap 80’s version of Stephen King’s IT, I’m still sick of the commercials…

* Hat tip to Chered for the idea
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March 29th, 2017 at 9:06 pm by Mark
Tags: ghost in the shell, ibs, movies, viberzi
I’m having a problem justifying paying $13 to go see an action movie about IBS Girl…

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March 13th, 2017 at 3:41 pm by Mark
Tags: art, howbowdah, mona-lisa, things-you-cant-unsee
Filed under, “Things you can’t unsee.”

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November 10th, 2016 at 12:22 pm by Mark
Tags: star wars, Stormtroopers, trucks
Guaranteed, this truck will never hit anything when driven in reverse… But it’ll prove to make a Hell of an easy target!

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August 12th, 2015 at 5:24 pm by Mark
Tags: democrats, donald trump, hillary clinton, honesty, politics, republicans, voting
Decrying most any politician for dishonesty makes about as much sense as drinking for sobriety. If these are my choices, I’m voting for Mickey Mouse again.

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