Posts Tagged with "new-zealand"

Smelly Balls?

February 21st, 2014 at 7:11 pm by Mark
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In another country, I once saw a restaurant selling, “Smelly Fish Balls” — a nasty, deep-fried treat of fish skins, salt and flour. Seems like they were 99 pence, too…

Smelly Balls - 99p

Counting Sheep

January 28th, 2014 at 5:05 pm by Mark
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A drunken New Zealander came home after a binge carrying a sheep under his arm. He walked into the bedroom where his wife stared at him from the bed. “Sweetheart, this is the pig I’ve been sleeping with every night,” he announced.

Staring at him disgust, the wife yelled, “That’s a sheep, not a pig, you drunken fool!”

“I was talking to the sheep,” he replied dryly.

My Girlfriend asked me how many sexual partners I'd had. I started counting but fell asleep.

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New Zealand Catches On to Hit Pop Song

October 27th, 2012 at 7:18 pm by Mark
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But, as usual, they screw it up…

Most Corrupt Country in the World?

October 1st, 2008 at 1:29 pm by Mark
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     And the winner is… New Zealand!  

     After all, how can you trust a country which touts the “largest inland lake in the world, mate?”  “The deepest trench in the Earth, and the only place you can find glow worms, bro?”

     Yes, I’m serious … They actually believe that crap.

     Of course, you will be chastised by most any Kiwi for pointing out any larger lakes in the United States or a gigantic one in the Baltic region, the Marianas Trench or firefly larvae.

     Even though New Zealand did tie with Denmark and Sweden, I’m proud to have done my part

Ewe Looking For Something?

July 17th, 2007 at 12:33 pm by Mark
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     Those interested in a little late night mischief should certainly check out New Zealand’s #1 Online Dating Site