Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 11:08 am by Mark
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On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.

“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.

“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.

“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.

The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.

He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”

Cat Pee in the Litter Box Heart: "DATS FOR U"

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One Response to “Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?”

  1. Clara Jo Johnson Clara Jo Johnson Says:

    Mark! Look on my fridge! The same story!