Posts Tagged with "single"

Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 7:02 pm by Mark
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Cheer up, sunshine. You could come home to a relationship like this… And it’s not even Cheesecake.

Valentine's Day Cake: I Tolerate You

Be Safe on Valentine’s Day

February 14th, 2015 at 6:15 pm by Chered
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But then again, either of those could lead to the VD nobody needs…

Alentine's Day: Celebrated by those of us not getting the V or the D on February 14th.

Robinhood: Free Stocks for your Referrals!

Over 40 and Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 11:08 am by Mark
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On Valentine’s Day, a middle-aged cat lady receives a visit from her Fairy Godmother, who offers her three wishes.

“I wish I was twenty-one and beautiful!” The wish is instantly granted.

“I wish I had a million dollars!” The wish is granted.

“I wish that my cat here was the most handsome, sexiest guy in the world and that he’s madly in love with me!” The wish is granted.

The now-young lady and her man go inside, but he seems uninterested in doing anything more than cuddling, despite her repeated attempts to get him in the mood. Her frustration is beginning to show.

He stops, looks deeply into her eyes and says, “Are you upset that you had me fixed?”

Cat Pee in the Litter Box Heart: "DATS FOR U"

Photo Comment WIN!

March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark
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It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.

Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow."  Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."


Still Single?

March 4th, 2014 at 5:54 pm by Mark
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Some people, you just have to wonder about.

There is a person out there for everyone.  Your person may happen to be five cats.