Posts Tagged with "cheesecake"

Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 7:02 pm by Mark
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Cheer up, sunshine. You could come home to a relationship like this… And it’s not even Cheesecake.

Valentine's Day Cake: I Tolerate You

Forget to go to the Gym?

January 21st, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Always remember that inside you, there’s a thin person struggling to get out. Fortunately, you can sedate them with triple cheeseburgers, mountains of pasta, and lots of cheesecake. But if you really want to be serious, have a healthy life and make the best workout ever, visit for further assistance.

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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today! That's... Let's see... 8 years in a row now...

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Attention, Cheesecake Lovers!

February 17th, 2010 at 2:57 am by Mark
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     This blog post contains absolutely no subliminal messages whatsoever, especially for anyone who enjoys a really good cheesecake.

     Whether or not you enjoy cheesecake, this post is completely of no consequence.