Posts Tagged with "cake"

Single on Valentine’s Day?

February 14th, 2015 at 7:02 pm by Mark
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Cheer up, sunshine. You could come home to a relationship like this… And it’s not even Cheesecake.

Valentine's Day Cake: I Tolerate You

Forget to go to the Gym?

January 21st, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Always remember that inside you, there’s a thin person struggling to get out. Fortunately, you can sedate them with triple cheeseburgers, mountains of pasta, and lots of cheesecake. But if you really want to be serious, have a healthy life and make the best workout ever, visit for further assistance.

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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today! That's... Let's see... 8 years in a row now...


What the Hell Happened to Axl Rose?

October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 pm by Mark
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While I’m generally not one to make fun of anyone’s weight, I thought, it’s okay in this instance, since it’s Axl Rose, the malcontent who apparently exchanged his lack of control of his Alcohol for the lack of control of a fork.

Star Wars Cake Fail

July 15th, 2012 at 1:42 pm by Mark
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This is quite possibly one of the worst renditions of Jabba the Hutt found in the wild, given that this Wedding cake actually looks more like a pile of poo.

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Taking Instructions Literally: The Walmart Cake

March 19th, 2012 at 12:16 pm by Michelle
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Remember Burns & Allen?

“Say goodnight, Gracie,” says George.
“Goodnight, Gracie!” says Gracie.