June 21st, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: alicia keys, baby, celebrities, innuendo, kanye west, kim kardashian, names
“North West” might be a cute and clever name for a baby, but only if your name is Kanye. Neither parent seems to care about the future chiding, “I went down south on North West,” when she’s in high school…
![Alicia Keys: "Seriously Kim and Kanye, you named her 'North'......? That's like me naming my kid 'Car'"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/07/CarKeys.jpg?resize=460%2C268&ssl=1)
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February 11th, 2013 at 9:24 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: beyonce, celebrities, homer simpson, simpsons, superbowl, unflattering beyonce
Given the news that BeyoncĂ©’s publicist has asked Buzzfeed to pull down the “unflattering” photos from her half-time performance at this year’s Superbowl, you knew it’d only be a matter of time before we chimed in…
![Homer Simpson: "Look Marge ... I'm Beyoncé at the Superbowl!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/02/BeyonceHomer1.jpg?resize=460%2C1073&ssl=1)
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February 1st, 2013 at 9:52 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: asshats, celebrities, lobster, snooki
I don’t want to live on this planet any more…
![Snooki: "That's why I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/02/Lobsters.jpg?resize=460%2C361&ssl=1)
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October 25th, 2012 at 3:21 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: axl, cake, celebrities, guns 'n' roses, sarcasm, weight-loss
While I’m generally not one to make fun of anyone’s weight, I thought, it’s okay in this instance, since it’s Axl Rose, the malcontent who apparently exchanged his lack of control of his Alcohol for the lack of control of a fork.
![Axel Rose: Welcome to the Jungle... We got tons of cake!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/10/Axel.jpg?resize=460%2C524&ssl=1)
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January 28th, 2012 at 11:17 am by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: beauty, celebrities, hollywood, masturbation, plastic-surgery, sarcasm
In this day and age, people are quite comfortable with the idea of surgical manipulation in order to be closer to their idea of “beautiful.” Hollywood is at the forefront, forcing upon us a veritable army of flat-faced, straight-bodied androgyny in a size two. Although many people still decide to do it since they’re great professionals out there that know The Art of Plastic Surgery and how to make people look exactly how they want to.
Thankfully, there are many places that are ready to provide this service while making sure the procedure is safe, sterile, and no complications arise from it. Places like Body sculpting Manhattan for example, do everything in there power to be as professional as possible, since as you can imagine many people choose not to to undergo these procedures out of fear something might go wrong. At the end of the day it can be considered a not necessary medical procedure, so the risks must be low and you should entrust yourself only to the best places available for your safety and health.
When we look at the Hollywood stars of the forties, fifties and sixties, we find women who still looked like women, with natural breasts, curves and even “flaws” which made them unique and adorable, now everybody finds a doctor to chance something about their body, even the small things like Laser hair removal Skinmd1. And given this sort of nostalgia, it’s more probable that the first time machine won’t be in a DeLorean, but rather in someone’s right hand…
![Women](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2012/01/Women.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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