Posts Tagged with "asshats"

PSA: Peanuts do, in Fact, Contain Peanuts

February 2nd, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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It is a sad truth that you and I both know someone who will not even realize this simple fact.

"This product contains peanuts."  Pie Chart: Things I see (100%) What you did there.

Is It Time to Change Your Social Behavior?

January 30th, 2015 at 5:17 pm by Mark
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I can name several thousand people in my general vicinity who would certainly benefit from taking the advice in this book…

Book: "How Not to Be a Dick"  So many people need to read this.

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Has Your Dog Been Tested?

September 18th, 2014 at 5:42 pm by Mark
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Truth be known, if your dog looks like a chihuahua got raped by a jackal and you tell me it’s an Australian Shepherd, you’re probably an idiot.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/aa304cf020/dog-dna

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Less Violence When Spanking Was Normal

March 14th, 2014 at 3:59 pm by Diva
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I grew up getting my ass kicked for screwing around in school, getting bad grades, being disrespectful, trying to dress like a ho, breaking curfew, cussing, smoking. etc. After 40 and having children of my own, I don’t hate my parents for it, no. I grew up to be somebody. I work my ass off and do my best to teach my kids not to be a waste of air.

People claim spanking their kids teaches them violence but why was there less violence when it was normal to give your kid an ass whooping?

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Kids, Stay in School

March 12th, 2014 at 3:02 pm by Cassie
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This is what happens when you sleep through Science, Geography, and History classes.

via Twitter: "Somebody Tried To Tell Me There Was 50 States in America. Nuh Uh Cause The Scientists Found Out Pluto Dont Exist. We Got 49 Dumbass." I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANY MORE.