Author Archive for Cassie

Alternative Names for STI’s

January 16th, 2017 at 7:09 pm by Cassie
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If you spread “the clap” to everyone around you, is it called “applause?”

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

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Two Can Play at This Game

April 18th, 2016 at 1:31 pm by Cassie
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The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…

(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"

Perhaps She Prefers the Pu… Nevermind

April 20th, 2015 at 5:20 pm by Cassie
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No, no innuendo there.

Periwinkle Jones: "New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him. :(  He's ginger & names Tom. Friendly.  Comes when called.  28yrs-old & works in IT.

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More Spring-Time Street Repairs Needed

April 18th, 2015 at 5:05 pm by Cassie
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It’s more than necessary, now that half the country looks like Detroit…

It's Time for Everyone's Favorite Spring Time Game: Guess How Deep That Puddle Is