November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chair lift, music, puns
Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…
![Music Note Chair Lift. If you fall you will B-flat.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/11/musical-note-chair-lift-if-you-fall-you-will-b-flat.jpg?resize=460%2C539&ssl=1)
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April 21st, 2016 at 5:57 pm by Mike![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/a2e16b42f66d16bb52f0f1ecdd1237d8?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: 80's, driving, funny signs, music, roxanne, the police
Yes, lights, stay green! I don’t feel like replacing yet another windshield.
![Rock Sand ... You don't have to put on the red light!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/06/rock-sand-you-dont-have-to-put-on-the-red-light.jpg?resize=460%2C420&ssl=1)
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April 18th, 2016 at 5:22 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: 80's, bumper stickers, driving, duran duran, funny signs, music
I almost crashed, but was spared by my Reflex, flex-flex-flex.
![While driving, I suddenly felt Hungry Like a Wolf... (Duran Duran)](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/04/DuranDuranHungryLikeTheWolf.jpg?resize=460%2C482&ssl=1)
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February 10th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: bread, gingerbread, gingers, music, questions, redheads, zach galifianakis, zach galifinakis
A Ginger I know was denied the opportunity to play for a local blues band because he didn’t have any soul…
![If a red haired guy works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/GingerBreadMan.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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January 4th, 2014 at 5:43 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cool, music, star wars, Vader
Just in case you were as cool as Liam Neeson — it happens sometimes — know that you’ll still never be as cool as Darth Vader.
![You Can Be Cool, But You'll Never Be, "Epic Song Starts Playing Every Time You Enter the Room" Cool](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/01/DarthVaderCool.jpg?resize=460%2C613&ssl=1)
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