Posts Tagged with "music"

Chair Lifts are Not My Forte

November 12th, 2016 at 4:21 pm by Cassie
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Getting on this one would not too sharp. It’s too bad these jokes always fall flat…

Music Note Chair Lift.  If you fall you will B-flat.

More Driving Like It’s the 80’s

April 21st, 2016 at 5:57 pm by Mike
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Yes, lights, stay green! I don’t feel like replacing yet another windshield.

Rock Sand ... You don't have to put on the red light!

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Driving Around Like It’s the 80’s

April 18th, 2016 at 5:22 pm by Chered
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I almost crashed, but was spared by my Reflex, flex-flex-flex.

While driving, I suddenly felt Hungry Like a Wolf... (Duran Duran)

Rhetorical Question About Gingers

February 10th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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A Ginger I know was denied the opportunity to play for a local blues band because he didn’t have any soul…

If a red haired guy works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?

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You’ll Definitely Never Be Darth Vader Cool

January 4th, 2014 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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Just in case you were as cool as Liam Neeson — it happens sometimes — know that you’ll still never be as cool as Darth Vader.

You Can Be Cool, But You'll Never Be, "Epic Song Starts Playing Every Time You Enter the Room" Cool