Posts Tagged with "music"

Book Review: What Does the Fox Say?

January 2nd, 2014 at 5:47 pm by Mark
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This was so abhorrent, I’ll just link to my Amazon Review:

First, I’ll put it succinctly:


Now, if you’re still reading, fine, I will expand that by saying, this totally usurps my previous “worst toilet paper ever!” review, which was Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight boxed set that I bought the woman I was happily married to for a short time. One star is too much for it! I’d give it NEGATIVE ONE BILLION STARS because it chaffed my ass worse than the John Wayne, “True Grit” toilet paper that I bought back in the 70’s.

For now, thanks to this product and the very stiffness of the paper, I have a multicolored hemorrhoid the size of large marble which requires hourly attention. From here on out, I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to experiment with any additional forms of toilet paper EVER AGAIN!

That’s right — from here on out, I’m sticking with Cottonelle!

Well deserved, like the review of the video.

"What Does the Fox Say?" by Ylvis

Hat Tip: The now very happily-married-and-raising-a-famly, Laura Lee. Congrats, girl!

Viral Stupidity: What Does the Fox Say?

December 11th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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Is it just me, or does this song, The Fox, make Gangnam Style look like it was written by a Nobel Society Genius? It’s like some kind of nightmarishly insane Children’s book come to life with Old MacDonald cosplay, and will certainly make you lose more brain cells than reading Paris Hilton’s Twitter archive. Even Björk looks at these guys says, “You’re f@#$ing weird!”

And since they keep asking the question, I’d just love to tell them, the Fox either barks like the small canine it is, makes up some really horrible news, or says, “Sorry, Ylvis, you’re not my type.”

Thank you. Drive through.

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Only Josh Can Prevent Wildfires

April 6th, 2013 at 5:02 pm by Mark
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I’m not buying it, because I have a feeling that Josh was born well after the 1975 release by Michael Martin Murphey

"Only ________ ('Your Name Here', 'Josh' painted in grafitti) Can Prevent Wildfires."  DAMMIT, JOSH!  You had ONE JOB!

How to Piss Off iPod Users

March 7th, 2013 at 5:22 pm by Mark
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Calling your band “Various Artists” in the MP3 era is right on par with calling your band “Free Beer” in the bar-band era: clever, yet ineffective.

"So that's great, you're in a band. What's it called?" "Oh, right now we're called Various Artists just to f@#$ over people with iPods."


Superbowl Half-Time Show

February 3rd, 2013 at 3:16 pm by Mark
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For those who haven’t heard, Beyoncé will be lip-syncing at the Superbowl…

Beyonce! Beytwice!