Posts Tagged with "zach galifianakis"

Progressive Thinking About Birth Control

February 12th, 2015 at 5:52 pm by Mark
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Speaking of “other” forms of “gun control” …

Zach Galifianakis: "Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest."

Techniques Learned From Porn

February 20th, 2014 at 9:09 pm by Mark
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It seems that freely available internet porn has made many people have some rather ridiculous expectations of their partners, although there are sites where you can find adult material, so if you’re looking for that, click here for this.

* During Sex, I suddenly stop moving. *  Her: "What are you doing?"  Me: "Shhh, it's ok, I saw this on Pornhub, it's called Buffering."

Rhetorical Question About Gingers

February 10th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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A Ginger I know was denied the opportunity to play for a local blues band because he didn’t have any soul…

If a red haired guy works at a bakery, is he a ginger bread man?

Are You a Problem Solver?

February 3rd, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Mark
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I should have slept in ’til noon on this, the most Monday of Mondays.

When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in till noon because I'm a problem solver.

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Forget to go to the Gym?

January 21st, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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Always remember that inside you, there’s a thin person struggling to get out. Fortunately, you can sedate them with triple cheeseburgers, mountains of pasta, and lots of cheesecake. But if you really want to be serious, have a healthy life and make the best workout ever, visit FitnessTrainer.com for further assistance.

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Damn, I forgot to go to the gym today! That's... Let's see... 8 years in a row now...