May 5th, 2015 at 5:35 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cinco de mayo, han solo, hangover, juan solo, mexican, star wars, Stormtroopers
If you opened a fifth on the fourth, you might consider having a Margarita to sedate the hangover…
![As May the Fourth gives way to Cinco de Mayo, I present to you: JUAN SOLO](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/05/JuanSolo.jpg?resize=460%2C613&ssl=1)
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May 4th, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, hangover, may 4th, philosoraptor, questions, star wars
As much I am a Star Wars dork, I consider “Revenge of the Fifth” to be the next day or two after opening any given bottle of liquor…
![Is Today is "May the 4th Be With You" Does That Mean Tomorrow is Revenge of the 5th?"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/05/MayTheFourthBeWithYou.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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January 2nd, 2015 at 5:50 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, hangover, new year, sarcasm, wine
I’m not self-medicating with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well, he called it a receipt… Whatever.
![When You Get Wine Hangover, It's Called the Grape Depression](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/01/WineHangover.jpg?resize=460%2C288&ssl=1)
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March 18th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, friday, hangover, mondays
For those poor souls with hangovers today from all the green beer you drank last night? You can’t trade Tuesday for Thursday, either.
![I know every day is a gift, but where's the reciept for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/ExchangeItForFriday.jpg?resize=460%2C322&ssl=1)
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February 3rd, 2014 at 3:41 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, hangover, mondays, problems, solutions, zach galifianakis
I should have slept in ’til noon on this, the most Monday of Mondays.
![When people tell me, "You're gonna regret that in the morning," I sleep in till noon because I'm a problem solver.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/ImAProblemSolver.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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