May 4th, 2015 at 5:06 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: drinking, hangover, may 4th, philosoraptor, questions, star wars
As much I am a Star Wars dork, I consider “Revenge of the Fifth” to be the next day or two after opening any given bottle of liquor…
![Is Today is "May the 4th Be With You" Does That Mean Tomorrow is Revenge of the 5th?"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/05/MayTheFourthBeWithYou.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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January 27th, 2015 at 7:55 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: animals, bathroom, dogs, intelligence, pee, philosoraptor
This makes complete sense, especially when I consider one dog who incessantly peed on the toilet…
![Philosoraptor: Does your dog follow you to the bathroom because you follow it outside, so the dog thinks maybe that's what it's supposed to do?](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/01/DoesYourDogFollowYouToTheBathroom.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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April 9th, 2014 at 9:04 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cheating, feet, fetish, innuendo, marriage, philosoraptor, questions
And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”
![Philosoraptor: If a guy has a foot fetish and cheats on his wife... does it mean he got off on the wrong foot?](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/04/FootFetish.jpg?resize=460%2C408&ssl=1)
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February 12th, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: boobs, hooters, ihop, innuendo, iran, philosoraptor
If IHOP had delivery, would it be called IRAN?
![If Hooter's had delivery, would it be called "Knockers?"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/WouldHootersBeCalledKnockers.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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