The obituary notice will be running Thursday…

And all I could think was, “open mouth, insert foot.”

Well played!

Sitting in Taco Bell with a friend and I hear fluent Spanish. I look around and, lo and behold, there’s a Mexican gentleman sitting across the restaurant. “It’s a good Chinese restaurant because lots of Chinese eat there,” seems silly now…

The best way to stay married!!! The looks on the guys faces are priceless!!!!