January 21st, 2015 at 5:57 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: asians, chinese, facebook, facial recognition, racism
Given that all Asians don’t actually “all look alike,” it’s apparent that Facebook’s facial recognition protocols are a bit too fuzzy for comfort in this politically correct, race-card-throwing era…
![Facebook Facial Recognition: "Want to tag yourself?"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/01/FacialRecognitionFail.jpg?resize=460%2C322&ssl=1)
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April 10th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chinese, fortunes, silence, stfu
So… I think my fortune cookie just told me to STFU…
![Fortune: Silence is the great teacher, and to learn its lessons you must pay attention to it.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/04/SilenceIsTheGreatTeacher.jpg?resize=460%2C613&ssl=1)
Photo: Copyright © 2014 Cassie Sams
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March 8th, 2014 at 7:00 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chinese, marriage, mexican, proposals, social commentary, taco bell
Sitting in Taco Bell with a friend and I hear fluent Spanish. I look around and, lo and behold, there’s a Mexican gentleman sitting across the restaurant. “It’s a good Chinese restaurant because lots of Chinese eat there,” seems silly now…
![Taco Bell Mild Sauce: "Will you marry me?" When my girlfriend of 6 years asked for some hot sauce, without thinking I handed her this... ...after a few seconds she screamed "YES!" and started crying uncontrollably... ...What the Hell Taco Bell?](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/WillYouMarryMe.jpg?resize=460%2C575&ssl=1)
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May 24th, 2013 at 9:17 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chinese, english, food, spelling
After all of this, my fortune said, “You have an interesting tool for success. Use it wisely.” I didn’t even have to add, “…in bed” to the end.
![Variegated Crap Heads](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/05/EngrishCrapHeads.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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April 21st, 2013 at 5:48 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: chinese, food, fu king, funny signs, innuendo, restaurants
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