March 13th, 2017 at 6:12 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: food, puns, vanilla ice
These cakes’ll get your party jumpin’ … Fifteen minutes in the oven and they’ll be plumpin’ …
![](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2017/03/alright-stop-refrigerate-and-listen-ice-ice-pasry.jpg?resize=460%2C453&ssl=1)
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November 9th, 2016 at 2:08 pm by Mike![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/a2e16b42f66d16bb52f0f1ecdd1237d8?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: food, forever alone, innuendo, thanksgiving, turkey
Can I suggest, “with whole garlic and pepper,” or is it too late for that?
![If you’re lonely during thanksgiving put two lemon halves under the skin of your turkey then you can stuff it. Stuff it real good.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/11/if-youre-lonely-during-thanksgiving-put-two-lemon-halves-under-the-skin-of-your-turkey-then-you-can-stuff-it-stuff-it-real-good.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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April 22nd, 2015 at 5:33 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: fail, food, pancakes, pinterest, tinkerbell
Pinterest gives people all sorts of great ideas for failure these days.
![Tinkerbell Pancake Fail: "Looks fine to me!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/04/TinkerbellPancakeNailedIt1.jpg?resize=460%2C805&ssl=1)
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January 31st, 2015 at 5:27 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cheese, food, funny signs, groceries
I stood there and watched it for a few minutes, and nothing happened… And decided to make an entirely different purchase.
![Entertaining Cheese](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/02/EntertainingCheese.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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August 1st, 2014 at 5:48 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: 99 problems, cookie monster, cookies, death, food, marijuana
She better hope they weren’t special cookies…
![Cookie Monster: "I have 99 cookies because a bitch ate one."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/08/99Cookies.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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