Posts Tagged with "english"

Manager Special at the Asian Store

November 11th, 2016 at 10:38 am by Mike
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As is often the case with Engrish, it’s difficult to determine if they mean, “MAJESTIC ass biscuit” or “majestic ASS biscuit.”

It's not just any biscuit.  It's ... Majestic Ass Biscuit $4.99

Another Reason Why Germans Don’t Play Scrabble

February 13th, 2015 at 5:40 pm by Mark
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Because four words, “floor sanding machine rental” was just too damned easy.

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Why Germans Don’t Play Scrabble

February 7th, 2015 at 5:49 pm by Mark
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Because, “Elevator Usage Instructions” was just too damned easy.

Fahrtreppenbenutzungshinweise: Bei gefhar ziehen. Missbrauch wird bestraft!  Translation: Escalator use instructions: "Pull in case of danger. Abuse will be punished!"

Bad Tattoo #568

March 11th, 2014 at 7:09 pm by Mark
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I’ve been loathe to post this, given that some woman on Pinterest snidely chastised me with, “Who are YOU to decide it’s a bad tattoo?” I decided to go ahead, since I’m pretty sure everyone else but her will agree…

Bad Tattoo: "Never Don't Give Up."


Correction: Dem Donuts

March 5th, 2014 at 5:26 pm by Mark
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It’s not like I don’t make a lot of typos myself, but…

"DAT DONUTS"  Excuse me... *DEM