Posts Tagged with "english"

Rhetorical Questions About Mental Hospitals

March 1st, 2014 at 3:49 pm by Chered
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Wait, shouldn’t hallways in mental institutions be called psychopaths?

Be honest, if people could hear what you are thinking, you would be in a mental hospital.

Please Use Tongue

January 30th, 2014 at 9:08 pm by Mark
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That’s what she said…

Bread: "Do not touch braed with hands. Please use tongue."

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Yard Sale Fail?

July 31st, 2013 at 5:25 pm by Mark
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You can bet there’s another sign that says Yale Sale.

Yard Sale Sign? Yard Sard!

Tattoo Fail

July 23rd, 2013 at 5:03 pm by Mark
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If you’re intent on getting a tattoo, it’s highly important to make certain that your tattoo artist has a proper grasp of English spelling and grammar…

Tattoo: "Nothing Last's Forever"  ... Fai'l


Lack of Comma Causes Cannibalism

July 16th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

"I'm hungry. >-<"  "Go eat my child.  Go eat, my child. Don't you f---ing go near my children"