Posts Tagged with "english"

Lack of Comma Causes Cannibalism

July 16th, 2013 at 5:12 pm by Mark
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Proper use of Commas is as important as the proper use of Capitalization, especially when someone I know was telling the story about helping his uncle Jack off his horse.

"I'm hungry. >-<"  "Go eat my child.  Go eat, my child. Don't you f---ing go near my children"

Spanish Can Be as Confusing as English…

July 13th, 2013 at 5:23 pm by Mark
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I was nearly fluent in Spanish years ago. Now the only thing I can remember with any certainty is, “Tengo un bolígrafo rojo.” But I don’t really have a red pen… Or a red stapler, for that matter…

Fill Werrell: "Mi papá tiene 47 años = My dad is 47 years old. Mi papa tiene 47 anos = My potato has 47 assholes. I love spanish."

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Yearbook Quote: Oops!

June 27th, 2013 at 5:59 pm by Mark
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Of course, if this Yearbook had been from a Florida high school, the typo would have made perfectly good sense.

Yearbook Typo: "I will miss the friends that I have made and the memories we shared along with the teachers I have boned with over the years."

Not Exactly What I Expected at the Chinese Restaurant

May 24th, 2013 at 9:17 pm by Mark
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After all of this, my fortune said, “You have an interesting tool for success. Use it wisely.” I didn’t even have to add, “…in bed” to the end.

Variegated Crap Heads

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Grammar is Extremely Important

April 13th, 2013 at 5:27 pm by Mark
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In the immortal words of a very mortal Facebook user:

I hate people who don’t know the difference between your and you’re. There so stupid.

Grammar: The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit and Knowing You're Shit.