Author Archive for Jason

Gift Exchange: Not Available for Weekdays

March 18th, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Jason
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For those poor souls with hangovers today from all the green beer you drank last night? You can’t trade Tuesday for Thursday, either.

I know every day is a gift, but where's the reciept for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday!

Kids Begging for Money

March 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Jason
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Yesterday a kid walked up to me in a restaurant and asked if he could “borrow” my money. I said, “No go ask your daddy.” I wanted to see what man he went to and punch him in the face but the kid walked all over the restaurant like he had no parents. It’s hard to blame the kids.

"Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole: A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes."  by Barbara Simmons, author of ADMIT IT: Your Child is Having a Fucking Meltdown