Posts Tagged with "money"

Vending Machines are Such a Ripoff

April 21st, 2015 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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Though it might be a ripoff, it could feel like a small jackpot for whoever manages to dislodge a few with a seventy-five cent KitKat bar…

Ripoff Vending Machine: $1 for $2

Kids Begging for Money

March 16th, 2014 at 3:38 pm by Jason
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Yesterday a kid walked up to me in a restaurant and asked if he could “borrow” my money. I said, “No go ask your daddy.” I wanted to see what man he went to and punch him in the face but the kid walked all over the restaurant like he had no parents. It’s hard to blame the kids.

"Too Late Now... Your Child is an Asshole: A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes."  by Barbara Simmons, author of ADMIT IT: Your Child is Having a Fucking Meltdown

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Counterfeit $40 Bills?

February 22nd, 2014 at 5:44 pm by Mark
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I once tried to pay for my coffee at Dunkin Donuts with two Kennedy fifty-cent coins. I say tried because they told me, “We don’t accept foreign currency.”

Subway: We Only Hire the Best.  "At noon on Aug. 1 a Subway employee reported that a customer was attempting to pass a counterfiet $40 bill. Police found the currency, a $50 bill, was genuine."

World Peace or Nearly Unlimited Wealth?

January 31st, 2014 at 5:07 pm by Mark
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While it’s true that money could buy a lot of Peace, it could also cause a lot more headaches. World Peace would just as fleeting, because you’re simply not going to change everyone no matter what you do. Given this case, neither choice has any permanence, so it’s difficult to make a decision.

If you could choose between World Peace and Bill Gates' money... what color would your Lamborghini be?

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Facebook Addicts: Make Money from Facebook NOW!

January 29th, 2014 at 3:04 pm by Mark
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Using this method, even a total idiot could make between $250 – $750 a week!

How to Make Money from Facebook.  1. just go to "Account Settings."  2. press "Deactivate my account."  3. go to work