June 26th, 2014 at 5:53 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: attention-whores, bitches, dating, dogs, innuendo, jealousy
Some bitches be trippin’ if they’re not the center of attention…
![Saw You Petting the Neighbor's Dog. Want to Tell Me What That's All About?](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/06/PettingTheNeighborsDog.jpg?resize=460%2C518&ssl=1)
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March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, driving, innuendo, insults, relationships, straight shift
Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …
![Ladies, if your boyfriend can't drive a standard, you have a girlfriend.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/DriveAStick.jpg?resize=460%2C818&ssl=1)
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March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: burn, cats, dating, facebook, firefighters, getting older, sarcasm, single
It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.
![Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow." Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/MidlifeCrisisDiva.jpg?resize=460%2C690&ssl=1)
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March 6th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, gay, guns, insults, relationships
Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.
![I told her guns make me feel uncomfortable. She said we should both see other men.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/GunsMakeYouUncomfortable.jpg?resize=460%2C429&ssl=1)
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March 6th, 2014 at 5:09 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, knives, men, romantic
My grandfather always told me not to date a boy that didn’t carry a pocket knife. It’s a good quote. I’ve certainly learned my lesson!
![When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute. I just think it's strange how many people take knives on a date.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/LoversCarryingKnives.jpg?resize=460%2C498&ssl=1)
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