March 6th, 2014 at 9:37 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: burn, cats, dating, facebook, firefighters, getting older, sarcasm, single
It’s no secret that on Facebook, I’ll often respond with a smart-ass photo comment. Unfortunately, I can’t take credit for this one. I did, however, send the original poster a congratulatory high-five, and a bill for the keyboard which was ruined due to the coffee I spewed after seeing his sarcastic reply.
![Mid Life Crisis Diva (photo Firefighters): "Hello, fire department? Is this Mr. February? Yeah, I'm stuck in a tree. I mean... meooow." Facebook response: "Would prolly happen more like this... (pic of cats coming in the door) 'We understand you are 40 and still not married..."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/MidlifeCrisisDiva.jpg?resize=460%2C690&ssl=1)
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February 23rd, 2014 at 7:02 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: burn, dog show, dogs, facebook, insults, kelso
Some smart-ass quips deserve a Kelso Award.
![Mimi on Facebook: "At the dog show with my mom. Yay!" Charlie: "Did you win?" BURN!](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/DogShow.jpg?resize=460%2C378&ssl=1)
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January 11th, 2013 at 5:43 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: burn, english, facebook, irony, sarcasm, ugly
You can help avoid burns like these by thinking before you type a status update.
!["without the ugly in this world, there would be no beautiful" "Thank you for your sacrifice."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/01/Ugly.jpg?resize=460%2C312&ssl=1)
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