April 16th, 2015 at 5:36 pm by Chered![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/ad82fb80297b18e56bb75d7b610b8beb?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cars, ford, funny signs, insults
Today 99% of Fords are on the road. The other 1% made it to the car shop.
![Glow in the Dark F150 So They Can Find You at Night When Your Ford Breaks Down](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2015/04/LightUpF150.jpg?resize=460%2C374&ssl=1)
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March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: insults, penis, slut, women
Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”
![I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/FuckingWhore.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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March 15th, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, driving, innuendo, insults, relationships, straight shift
Funny when women do it we call it “driving a stick” …
![Ladies, if your boyfriend can't drive a standard, you have a girlfriend.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/DriveAStick.jpg?resize=460%2C818&ssl=1)
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March 6th, 2014 at 7:15 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, gay, guns, insults, relationships
Just in case it didn’t sink in the first time: Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.
![I told her guns make me feel uncomfortable. She said we should both see other men.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/GunsMakeYouUncomfortable.jpg?resize=460%2C429&ssl=1)
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February 27th, 2014 at 7:47 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: guns, insults, obama, Putin, Russia
Ladies… If your man doesn’t know how to fire a weapon, you’ve got a girlfriend.
![Vladimir Putin: "Barack Obama... Never Heard of Her."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/VladimirPutinOnObama.jpg?resize=460%2C345&ssl=1)
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