April 18th, 2016 at 1:31 pm by Cassie![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/d21384ab23ef9a7256a7a2014b3f4693?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: cats, lolcats, sarcasm, shirts, women
The awkward moment when your cat learns to use Facebook…
![(Girl with Cat shirt)(Cat with Whore shirt) "Two can play at this game!"](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2016/04/TwoCanPlayAtThisGameGirlInCatShirtCatInWhoreShirt.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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February 20th, 2015 at 5:05 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: angry, cold, fire, revenge, snow, women
We all know at least one of these…
![Women be like, "Nope. I ain't mad."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/WomanAintMad.jpg?resize=460%2C418&ssl=1)
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March 17th, 2014 at 9:13 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: insults, penis, slut, women
Be honest. I have faith that you can sit there right now and think of at least one person whose favorite shade of lipstick is “penis.”
![I don't see any penises the general vicinity... So I'm wondering why you keep opening your fucking mouth.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/FuckingWhore.jpg?resize=460%2C307&ssl=1)
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March 1st, 2014 at 5:19 pm by Jason![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/94ccb077a46367bd3b3ea661f0d8da0a?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: boobs, breasts, cleavage, women
If you don’t want them looked at quit wearing tops that show more cleavage than the Grand Canyon. I mean really, ‘ladies.’
![Women can always tell when you look at their boobs. It doesn't matter how quickly, you glance, one second is like five in boob time.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/WomenKnowWhenYouLookAtTheirBoobs.jpg?resize=460%2C322&ssl=1)
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February 21st, 2014 at 3:48 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: dating, forever alone, happiness, higher education, women
They say, those who can’t do teach, so this professor is forever alone. 😉
![Professor: "And that class is how to keep a woman happy."](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/02/HowToKeepAWomanHappy.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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