Posts Tagged with "dating"

Can’t Find the Right Man?

March 6th, 2014 at 1:59 pm by Novia
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Well, that certainly explains why I like zombies so much!

Zombies (n.): The only men that will love you for your brains.

Photoshop Fail: Don’t Forget the Mirror

March 1st, 2014 at 9:12 pm by Mark
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She said she was really bad at Photoshop. Did not disappoint…

Boobs: Too bad she didn't Photoshop her face out of the mirror.

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Milkshake Not Bringing Enough Boys to the Yard?

February 25th, 2014 at 7:34 pm by Mark
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Listening to the trials and tribulations of a friend of mine as she re-enters the dating scene has been nothing short of comical. The other day, she mentioned that her milkshake, “seems to bring ALL SIDES to the yard,” including, “a very sweet transgendered lady.”

My current theory is that she may have left the straw in the milkshake….

Milkshake Day 1: No boys yet.

How to Keep a Woman Happy?

February 21st, 2014 at 3:48 pm by Mark
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They say, those who can’t do teach, so this professor is forever alone. 😉

Professor: "And that class is how to keep a woman happy."

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First Date Conversation

February 20th, 2014 at 7:57 pm by Mark
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One accidental text can set up a possible relationship for all sorts of drama.

Girl: "OK! So I'm about to go on this blind date (his name is James) if I don't call you in 3 hours, I'm either dead, or have been sold in a sex trade ring." James: "Uhhh, this is James, I'll see you in ten minutes. And don't worry, I wont sell you or kill you.  Uhhhhhh, LOL :-/" Girl: "Omg. I am mortified. Im so sorry." James: "Well, this will make for good dinner conversation."