March 10th, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: asshats, brains, harassment, poop
“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”
![Your results came back... it's not a tumor.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/ItsNotATumor.jpg?resize=460%2C556&ssl=1)
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March 6th, 2014 at 1:59 pm by Novia![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/14df5706bc7785f2c213935fda552660?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: brains, dating, men, relationships, zombies
Well, that certainly explains why I like zombies so much!
![Zombies (n.): The only men that will love you for your brains.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2014/03/ZombiesMenLoveYouForYourBrains.jpg?resize=460%2C259&ssl=1)
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December 28th, 2013 at 7:20 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: brain damage, brains, sickness
Jinxed myself. I specifically remember saying last week, “I never get sick!” I take a missing ankle and heal up in a week. But this chest crap and fever? It makes me whiney and destroys my brain to this point…
![I'm watering a shoe. Fuck off.](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/12/Fuckoff.jpg?resize=460%2C438&ssl=1)
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July 4th, 2013 at 5:50 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: asshats, brains, independence-day, july-4th, politicians, wizard of oz
I’m sorry to report that I’m not feeling very “patriotic” lately, given my personal circumstances. Regardless, I do wish everyone a happy — and, most of all, safe! — Fourth of July.
![Dorothy: "But hpow can you talk if you haven't got a brain?" Scarecrow: "I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?" [Congress]](https://i0.wp.com/blogitude.com/uploads/2013/07/CongressWithoutBrains.jpg?resize=460%2C460&ssl=1)
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March 7th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark![](https://secure.gravatar.com/avatar/9628d349bb9b32f579a79bfd5108012d?s=25&d=mm&r=x)
Tags: boobs, brains, breasts, innuendo, sex, zombies
As if the Dating scene wasn’t traumatic enough…
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