Posts Tagged with "brains"

Monday: Dealing with Idiots

March 10th, 2014 at 5:15 pm by Mark
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“Seriously, if I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”

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Can’t Find the Right Man?

March 6th, 2014 at 1:59 pm by Novia
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Well, that certainly explains why I like zombies so much!

Zombies (n.): The only men that will love you for your brains.

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Holiday Chest Cold

December 28th, 2013 at 7:20 pm by Mark
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Jinxed myself. I specifically remember saying last week, “I never get sick!” I take a missing ankle and heal up in a week. But this chest crap and fever? It makes me whiney and destroys my brain to this point…

I'm watering a shoe.  Fuck off.

Independence Day 2013

July 4th, 2013 at 5:50 pm by Mark
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I’m sorry to report that I’m not feeling very “patriotic” lately, given my personal circumstances. Regardless, I do wish everyone a happy — and, most of all, safe! — Fourth of July.

Dorothy: "But hpow can you talk if you haven't got a brain?"  Scarecrow: "I don't know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?"  [Congress]

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Want Someone to Love You for your Brain Instead of your Body?

March 7th, 2012 at 5:43 pm by Mark
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As if the Dating scene wasn’t traumatic enough…